Monday 30 January 2012

                                                 EDL MINORITY DIVISIONS EXPOSED AS A FRAUD

Anti-fascists can now reveal that the EDL minority divisions are a complete fraud, and how Tommy Robinson encouraged EDL members to attend his tanning salon in order to darken their skin, also EDL members were encouraged to use tanning cream, and black hair dyes to make themselves appear Asiatic.  Guramit Singh whose real name is Graham Smith has been using the products for a long period of time, his Northern accent is testimony to his English working class origins.  Tommy Robinson also employed a make up artist to work on Guramit before demonstrations, the result actually appeared realistic.

The launch of the EDL angels division was originally a complete disaster as it only attracted three members, in order to combat the problem Robinson rushed out to local charity shops and purchased women's clothes for male EDL members to pose in for photographs, this was the launch of the angels divisions, which also promoted the argument that the EDL would protect women's rights from Islam.  One EDL supporter from Bristol stated that Tommy wanted us to dress up in women's clothes with long haired wigs and mini skirts, some members were not comfortable this but Tommy offered to buy a round beers in afterwards so everybody agreed, the photos actually looked genuine.

Anti-fascists can also reveal that Abdul the EDL`S Muslim supporter is also false.  Abdul who is fifty years of age is actually a ventriloquist`s dummy that Robinson purchased at an auction, Abdul was sent to Japan where he was connected to a remote control, the EDL were not charged for this favour as Robinson had just signed a deal with Zanussi in which EDL members were encouraged to buy Zanussi products.  Anti-fascists can also reveal how Robinson travelled to Norfolk to launch an EDL farmers division, Robinson attended a meeting where he was dressed up in a sheep costume, he delivered a speech to locals in which he claimed that the EDL would protect the British farming industry from foreign imports and halal meat products.






                                                           THE INITIAL LAUNCH OF THE ANTI-RACIST EDL

The media ran a story on the EDL being an Anti-racist organisation where Black members set fire to a swastika flag, this was also a myth.  Tommy employed an airbrush artist to spray dark brown paint on activists arms and faces, the photo session appeared to go well, but after the session the EDL activists were horrified to discover that the artist had sprayed them with permanent paint, one activist returned home only to discover his partner phoning the police believing that there was a burglar in the family home.  Another activist was unable to remove his balaclava as it had stuck to his face, afterwards he went to a shop to buy ice cream, but the owner of the shop pressed a panic alarm button that went directly through to the local police station, armed police then raided the shop and arrested the man, the activist had to explain the embarrassing situation to the police.