Weyman Bennett On Acid

                                                               MARTIN SMITH IN REHAB

It is with tragic news that we have to report that Martin Smith from the UAF has been admitted to a rehabilitation clinic, members of the UAF stated that they would support comrade Smith who was sent to the clinic suffering from doughnut addiction.  One UAF member who did not wish to be named stated that Smith had been consuming up to 175 doughnuts a day and he was even spending UAF funds on his addiction.  The problem was a long term addiction and there were numerous incidents where the police had been called out due to Smith`s conduct.

On one occasion in Birmingham Martin had ran out of money for doughnuts so he approached a man in the street and demanded five pound for doughnuts, the man refused and Martin went mental and started shouting "Nazi" at the man, so a couple of UAF activists and Martin assaulted the man, it later turned out that the victim was an EDL supporter so Smith was able to justify the attack as being politically motivated

One embarrassing incident was when the UAF attended an educational visit to a Tunisian ghetto in the south of France, Smith attempted to burgle a boulangerie in order to rob doughnuts, but the burglary degenerated into a farce when Smith fell through an asbestos roof and injured himself, an ambulance had to be called.  Before the UAF protest in Manchester, Smith walked into a doughnut shop and asked the staff if they knew who he was, the staff declared that they had no idea, Smith went berserk and returned to the shop with a rock and attempted to attack a display cabinet, members of the public managed to restrain Smith.  One activist also claimed that Smith had committed an offence of more serious nature in Luton.  The UAF had just hosted an Anti-fascist games event in which Smith had fired the starting pistol for Weyman Bennett to perform the fosbury flop.  Later on Martin and a comrade were driving through Luton when Martin demanded the driver to stop the car, Martin approached a man and demanded money for doughnuts, Smith then fired a shot from the pistol, the man turned to run but tripped up on the curb injuring himself, the next day it was reported that Kevin Carrol the EDL deputy leader had been chased by a man with a fire arm.

Martin`s addiction has now resulted in a criminal record, on one UAF activity Martin was suffering from doughnut psychosis, Martin declared that he was Kermit the frog and assaulted a police officer, Smith was arrested and sent to see a psychiatrist where he admitted the full extent of his addiction, Smith had been putting pieces of doughnut into roll ups and smoking them, he also admitted that he had made alcoholic beverages from doughnuts and had distilled the potion in his kitchen, this resulted in an explosion where Smith claimed that he was the victim of a far right terror plot, Anti-fascists urge all comrades to support Smith