Monday 30 January 2012

                             WEYMAN BENNETT TO BE TREATED FOR TOURETTES SYNDROME

Weyman Bennett is currently being examined by a psychiatrist for possible tourettes syndrome, a comrade of Weyman`s had watched a program on the disorder and then began to suspect the Bennett could possibly have the disorder, Weyman was using the terms Nazi and Fascist and Hitler up to three hundred times a day even in inappropriate situations such as in restaurants and playing golf, this has lead to hostility from members of the public.  A psychiatrist stated the Bennett was not using vulgar abusive language that many tourettes sufferers use, but his use of vocabulary was very inappropriate.  Bennett was encouraged to attend art therapy sessions in order to gain an insight into Bennett`s mind, nearly everything Bennett did all related back to Fascism so a diagnosis of obsessive compulsive disorder was made, however tourettes has not been ruled out.

A tourettes sufferers vacation was held in Paris in France where Bennett was also grouped in with idiot savants and people with special needs, the group was near the Eiffel tower when Bennett spotted a tourist with a union jack t-shirt, Weyman began shouting Nazi and Fascist at the tourist, there was a brief confrontation before a group leader intervened and managed to calm the situation down.  Cognitive therapy sessions were also tried but to no avail.  During a group session the other members were swearing and using abusive language but Weyman was just kept shouting Holocaust and Nazi and racist.  During England football matches Weyman`s condition deteriorates severely to the point where he is actually shouting the words racist and Nazi nearly seven hundred times a day, at a pub in Blackpool Weyman was chased by England football supporters for calling them fascists.






Although Bennett`s behaviour has made him an Anti-fascist celebrity many doctors are now considering if Bennett has an actual disorder, if so then drugs could be used to sedate Bennett which could possibly affect his position in the UAF.