Monday 6 February 2012

                      THE MYSTERY OF WEYMAN BENNETT`S FOAMING MOUTH REVEALED

For a long period of time doctors have been puzzled by weyman Bennett`s ability to produce white foam when talking.  Bennett has participated in a number of interviews in which he foamed at the mouth, this is becoming such a problem that people have to keep their distance from Bennett when talking to him.  When Bennett talks at UAF demonstrations masses of white foam are produced onto the stage floor.  A film company had actually approached Bennett and offered him a role in a remake of the 1985 horror film "the stuff"





A number of theories have been produced in order to explain the white foam, one theory was that Bennett had been consuming embalming fliud from a mortuary that a group of UAF activists had burgled.  Another theory was that Bennett is a chronic ketamine abuser, but that theory was also dismissed.  A test for rabies was also negative.  Bennett had to attend the accident and emergency department at the local infirmary, Bennett had to have his stomach pumped in order to solve the mystery.  Scientist carried out tests on the foam, which contained no drugs or illegal substances, further tests revealed that martin Smith`s DNA was heavily present in the white foam, so the mystery was solved.  You will be glad to know that weyman is making a full recovery.