Monday 6 February 2012

                                             PRIEST PERFORMS AN EXORCIST ON MARTIN SMITH

During Saturday`s EDL protest some of you may have noticed a priest that was present along the route of the EDL march.  The priest later joined the UAF protest where martin Smith was present.  Smith had decided that it was beneficial to have people from different faiths on the UAF protest which contained Muslims and Hindus.  The idea was to give an impression that the UAF was interested in defending all faiths.  Smith was talking to a UAF activist about how admired Karl Marx and the Communist manifesto and that religion was the opium of the people used to keep the masses controlled.




The priest over heard the conversation between Smith and the UAF activist, the priest immediately grabbed hold of Smith and started to perform an exorcist on Smith in order to cleanse his soul, the priest invoked the arch angel to remove the malevolent spirit of Stalin from martin Smith.  During the exorcist Smith began vomiting so violently that a number of UAF activists were covered in vomit, at one point it looked like a fire hose had been turned on, there was vomit everywhere.  Smith started shouting "Nazi" and "fascist" at the priest, unfortunately before the priest could complete the exorcism the police intervened and saved Smith, this again proves that Smith relies on police protection from the general public, because they are hostile to Smith`s vile communist views.  When council workers appeared in protective clothing to cleanse the area with disinfectant, they noticed a communist flag in the vomit and a hammer and sickle.  The priest was released after being cautioned by the police.