Sunday 26 February 2012

                                                       UAF CONFERENCE A MASSIVE SUCCESS





Thousands of UAF supporters attended a conference in London.  Martin Smith set out an agenda for 2012 in which the UAF would drive Fascism off the streets of Britain.  Martin stated that the UAF had pushed the EDL back and prevented them from further recruitment.  Films were shown to the UAF supporters and footage of the Nazi holocaust was shown.  Some members started crying and a few vomited and one member attempted to commit suicide by hanging himself, other UAF members engaged in self mutilation with razor blades.  Anti Nazi league banners were displayed and former A.N.L member serial killer Dennis Neilson (real name Moksheim) sent his regards to the U.A.F.  We also exhumed former A.N.L member Blair Peach for the conference in order to emphasise the dangers of police brutality.  Weyman Bennett addressed the audience by repeating the words "Fascist" "Hitler" "Holocaust" "Nazi" and "racist" a thousand times.  Blair Peach pictured below, stated that 2012 would be a massive year for the UAF.



 Martin Smith also stated that the UAF had successfully recruited football fans by handing out leaflets, fifty leaflets were ripped up and one UAF member was punched in the face when they leafleted a Burnley football match.  So the UAF will continue to "smash" fascism off the streets.