Monday 5 March 2012

                                                                 FASCIST FOX FARM RAIDED

A near disaster was avoided at the weekend when armed police officers raided a Nazi fox farm where giant foxes were being bred.  Horrified police officers raided a dilapidated farm in Todmorden West Yorkshire and discovered foxes that were 5 foot in length.  This could also explain horrific attacks on domestic pets in the area.  The police received information about a man with far right political views acting suspiciously in Todmorden, previously a raid on the farm only uncovered an air pistol, but the officers returned to the farm after concerned locals from a pub in Todmorden reported that a man with far right political views was breeding giant foxes to terrorise ethnic minorities.





The recent investigation was probed after a number of cats had disappeared in the Todmorden area, and it is believed that the foxes were being trained to attack ethnic minorities with.  The police are now looking at a possible combat 18 connection with the foxes.  A local man is being questioned by detectives about the giant foxes.