Sunday 15 April 2012

                                      BNP ARE PRODUCING FASCIST ANIMALS TO MIRROR HITLER`S IMAGE







The twisted BNP have been blamed for producing fishes and cats that resemble Adolf Hitler, a number of these cats and fish are now on the domestic pet market at cheap prices.  Anti fascists have blamed the BNP for producing the creatures artificially in order to resemble Hitler, also the domestic cats that resemble Hitler have been taught to raise their right paw in the air.  Recently at a gold fish show a number of Hitler gold fish were on display when the UAF burst into the venue to protest against the fish, one fish owner stated that it was terrifying the UAF were shouting "Nazi scum off our streets" and "never again" Weyman Bennett attempted to attack a goldfish bowl with a rock but was restrained by security guards, the police had to be called out to deal with the situation.

A local community centre was also targeted by the UAF after it hosted a goldfish show with the Hitler fish.  One local cat owner in Derby said that she he had numerous problems with local Anti fascists over her cat George who has a black Hitler type moustache, the owner had been verbally abused and accused of being a BNP supporter. 





The British National Party denied have any connection with the Hitler goldfish and cats, however the UAF were sceptical and stated that they believed the BNP were to blame and that they were attempting to market fascism into the household.