Monday 28 May 2012

                                                                SOME RECENT POLICE ACTIVITY

An Austrian tourist was recently beaten up by the police in London during a vacation in England.  Hans Muller was in London visiting tourist attractions when he became lost.  Hans decided to ask a police officer for directions to the houses of parliament.  Hans approached the officer and politely asked for directions to the houses of parliament, the officer responded by saying "yes you just continue on this road by the bridge" then the officer said "just wait a moment why are you going there?" Hans stated that it was a major tourist attraction and he wanted to photograph the parliament building, the officer replied by saying "don`t get clever with me mate, you could be a terrorist that is photographing the building for a planned terror attack, right show me your passport" Hans stated that his passport was in the hotel" the officer then told Hans that he was being detained under the anti terrorism act, and he was also being suspected of being an illegal immigrant.  Hans stated that Austria was part of the European union and that on the opposite side of the road was a group of 45 Somalians stood on the pavement harassing people.  The officer said "never mind them" the officer then searched through the tourist`s bag and discovered a cabbage, the officer stated that the cabbage could be an exploding one that contained dynamite inside the cabbage, then the officer pushed Hans against the wall and twisted his arm around his back, Hans struggled so the officer immediately requested for back up on his radio by stating that an officer was being "attacked" after two minutes a van containing seven officers appeared, the Austrian tourist was then beaten around 30 times by police batons and he was also tasered and had pepper spray used on him.  After being detained in the local police station Hans was released without charge at 5 in the morning.



                                                                 Above a photo of some possible terrorists



The police are also clamping down on the English Defence League.  Recently a group of EDL supporters were protesting in a local town centre, there was around 10 EDL supporters in the town centre when a mob of 40 local Muslims attacked them with knives and other weapons.  The protest had been permitted  by the local police and 6 police officers were observing the demonstration when it was attacked. 




After the Muslims had launched a violent unprovoked attack on the small EDL group the police then allowed the Muslims to walk away.  The police then approached the EDL group who were on the pavement covered in blood and stated "you are under arrest for violent disorder" one EDL supporter had a bayonet stuck in his leg when he was thrown into the back of a police van, the officer then applied the handcuffs so tight that it cut the man`s circulation off, the officer also cut the air ventilation off to the back of the van so the EDL supporter had severe trouble in breathing.  The other supporters were also thrown in the back of the van and driven to the police station.  The group were booked into the police station when the man who had the bayonet in his leg requested to see a doctor, the police officer at the desk said "shut up or I will charge you with obstructing a police officer in the course of his duty".  The group were released on bail and solicitors representing the group stated that the incident had been captured on CCTV after several months the police stated that they intended to prosecute the group for violent disorder and that they had seized the CCTV footage, but a malicious group of goblins had burgled the police station and had robbed the station of drugs and thousands of pounds of money seized from criminals, and unfortunately the goblins had taken the CCTV footage that was relevant to the violent disorder case,  But 36 officers would be attending court to testify against the EDL group that they committed violent disorder.  The group are now facing the possibility of receiving long term prison sentences.