Wednesday 26 September 2012

                                                HOPE NOT HATE LAUNCH ANIMAL ADOPTION SCHEME






Hope Not Hate are now launching an animal adoption scheme aimed at promoting an animal rights side of the organisation, this could place Hope Not Hate at the top of the political left spectrum.  The organisation which consists of "two" individuals are aiming to have financial funding from a number of actors and famous people who support Hope Not Hate.  The idea would be to import exotic species of animals into Britain to be sold as "exotic pets"  currently certain types of animals such as bears and large cats were being trapped and sold off to circuses.  Nick Lowles stated that it would be possible with the correct funding to import animals into the UK to be adopted to appropriate owners who would care for the animals.  Lowles is now in the process of importing giraffes and black panthers and hippopotamuses and kangaroos and other animals and aquatic creatures such as sharks to be placed into private adoption.  An on line payment scheme has now been set up in which the payments go into Lowles personal bank account.

Lowles stated that it is actually quite easy to adopt black panthers and giraffes, there`s just a number of measures you have to take such as not treading on the panther when it`s asleep, hiding hamsters and other rodent pets away, not to joke around with the kangaroos by play fighting, and to avoid dressing up in animal costumes in case the kangaroo attempts to strangle you.  Hippopotamuses and sharks could be adopted for people who own swimming pools for the creature to reside in, tranquilising darts would be issued to the owner in case the hippo attempted to smash into the neighbours property and destroy the premises, also sharks and hippopotamuses could be used to deter burglars and could put out "instant justice" if the intruder fell into the swimming pool. Lowles condemned French colonialism by the Normans and Plantagenets of England that witnessed extermination of native species such as the beaver and the bear and wolves and the native lynx, in fact Lowles recently adopted a beaver but the adoption was terminated after the beaver consumed a number of papers written on the far right by Lowles, the beaver also chewed through the electric cables, stripped the wall paper and defecated on Lowles face when he had fallen asleep whilst working on the Hope Not Hate site.

Hopefully the adoption scheme will be a success and could emphasise a change in the fashion of keeping pets in the UK, and possibly re introduce some of our native species of animals that were made extinct.