Saturday 9 March 2013

               THE LEFT WING GOTH WHO VOLUNTEERS 30 HOURS A WEEK AT A FUNERAL PARLOUR




Funeral parlours across the country are now advertising for volunteers to cater for an increase in Muslim funerals.  Most funeral parlours are closed on weekends, so this is putting extra pressure on funeral directors.  Katie Porrelli a left wing goth has volunteered 30 hours a week  to assist Muslim burials.  Katie stated that she was very pleased that she could assist Muslims in such a way.  Katie stated that Muslims were misrepresented by the right wing Nazi media, and that grooming gangs were a complete myth, and that race attacks on whites simply were false.  Katie enjoys visiting Whitby where she attends goth meetings where group members read poetry in the Whitby cemetery, they also talk about their personal problems and visit scenes from the Dracula novel, which Katie insists vampires are real creatures.



Porrelli has also applied to do volunteer work at a Muslim abattoir, but is still waiting confirmation as to an exact date to start.