Saturday 16 March 2013

                                             ANTI SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR ORDER PLACED ON NAZI CAT




Anti racist campaigners today scored a major victory in which a cat received an anti social behaviour order.  Weyman Bennett said that he was delighted with the result.  Bennett had made numerous complaints about a cat performing Nazi salutes with its paw raised in the air.  U.A.F activists had also held a protest outside the property where the cat lives.  Bennett stated that the cat was a disgusting racist that had scratched him on a previous occasion.  Bennett claims that the cat was attacking black people because of racist views that it held.  The court heard that the cat had originally been charged with racially aggravated assault, but the case collapsed after it emerged that the alleged victim had fifty criminal convictions including possession of a fire arm and dealing class A drugs, which then questioned the credibility of the witness.  The cat was convicted of threatening behaviour.  The cat was ordered to remain inside the house for three months and had a curfew tag fitted to its ankle which will track the cat`s movements.  The police stated that if the cat does not comply with the court order then it could face a prison sentence.