Wednesday 23 October 2013

London Metropolitan Police Officers Suffering From Exhaustion





A top police officer is warning of the dangers of over time and long hours that members of the police force are having to endure.  A number of officers have been taken ill suffering from exhaustion.  Members of the London Metropolitan police have been working extra hours on community policing in Brixton where they have been wearing dreadlock wigs and putting boot polish on their faces in order to work more closely with the Afro Caribbean community.  London chief of police stated that Brixton is actually a nice place with nice friendly people and that stabbings and robberies were only a small part of life in Brixton.  Police officers are now putting in for sick pay due to exhaustion from late night shifts in which they were allowed free entrance to West Indian gambling clubs where they would take amphetamine and cocaine to stay awake and have free sex with West Indian escorts in order to obtain crucial information about the criminal fraternity.  The covert operation included ignoring street stabbings and shootings and drug deals by Tommy Robinson`s cocaine dealer.




Meanwhile Tommy has been posting on twitter that he has been threatened by the neo Nazi National Front (see above photo) who had just shaved their heads on a blade number one attachment and had just polished their fourteen eyelet Dr Martens while listening to Skrewdriver and No Remorse.  Tommy stated that he and his family were in fear of their lives and were having to be relocated to a safe house in Australia for a short period of time to recover from the ordeal.  The London metropolitan police have stated that racist crimes committed by the far right were a top priority and that the police would do everything their power to apprehend the culprits and take them to court and sentence them for indefinite periods of time in Wormwood scrubs where they would endure severe beatings and be forced to convert to Islam in order to obtain protection from violent prison gangs.