Sunday 20 October 2013

Love Music Hate Racism 1970`s themed disco nights





Love music hate racism an associated organisation of Unite Against Fascism are now hosting 1970`s themed discos in Skipton North Yorkshire.  Wayne Easton a local DJ has volunteered to host the 70`s style disco.  Easton is now distributing Afro style wigs and flared trousers and shirts with large lapels in order to encourage people to socialise and breakdown cultural barriers.  The disco aims to promote multiculturalism in the all White area of Skipton,  Easton now intends to construct a flare gun that fires flared trousers at people, this is just in case the disco gets attacked by fascists.  Easton is due to construct the flare gun using pieces of drain pipe and scrap metal.  People who wish to attend the disco must be wearing flares or they will be denied access to the disco, Easton is now measuring the width of people`s trousers with a tape measure to check if they qualify for entrance.

A day of action was launched as a fund raiser for the event, Weyman Bennett performed a bungy jump over the river Ribble but the elastic cord snapped and Bennett had to be rescued by the local fire brigade who were drinking in a nearby pub.  Matthew Collins from Hope Not Hate stated that he would be attending the disco and that the far right were a group of slags and criminals.  Since announcing the event the Black sheep tavern in Skipton has received a number of malicious phone calls believed to have been made from the far right group Casuals United which is run by "reformed" football hooligans from a secret location in the Welsh mountains.  Casuals United have announced that they intend to set up a rival organisation called "Hate Music Love Racism".  Anti Fascists have stated that the situation with far right groups is so grave and serious that Anti Fascists have now had to set up "Anti Fascist alert stations" in areas where there is a high concentration of Nazi activity.  The stations have sliding poles which lead to transport where Anti Fascists can leave the premise immediately and confront Fascists.  The Anti Fascists also carry cleaning material to remove graffiti from walls and toilets that have been attacked by Fascists.