Friday 22 November 2013

Ocean Deity Neptune Was A Muslim






Muslim scholars are now claiming that the ocean deity Neptune was in fact a Muslim. Neptune the god of the ocean is now believed to have originated from Turkey.  It is recorded in Muslim scriptures that Neptune carried out numerous miracles similar to Jesus Christ.  One occasion Neptune fed a group of famished Muslims by providing hundreds of portions of kebab and chips for a village that was suffering a devastating famine, but the kebabs were not cooked properly which resulted in a mass outbreak of Diarrhea.  The fact that Neptune had a beard also confirms the fact that he was Muslim.  Local villagers would also offer Goats and other creatures as a sacrifice to Neptune in order to prevent hurricanes and earthquakes.

The original Turkish military garments made out of silk were also produced on orders of Neptune to provide safety in battle, but the garments caused disaster when numerous Turkish galleons were sunk and the Turks drowned as a result of wearing baggy silk pants that became weighed down with water.