Thursday 19 December 2013

Experts in Sociology claim that E.D.L supporters are culturally deprived







The London institute of Sociology has now identified a number of factors that could be influencing the behaviour of English Defence League supporters.  Hans Webber an "English" sociologist claims that cultural deprivation is forcing people to support the English Defence League.  Hans states that they are culturally deprived by not listening to enough rap music and not having Black or ethnic minority friends and associates and not having gay friends and being ignorant about the peaceful religion of Islam.  Hans is an expert in conflict theory and stated that E.D.L supporters need to be aware that it is social class that is the important factor in society and not race or religion.  Hans is opening up a clinic to be used as therapy for E.D.L supporters.  The police are due to send E.D.L supporters convicted of criminal offences to the clinic as therapy in order to combat racist ideas and political views.  Hans states that the therapy will included forcing E.D.L supporters to eat curried goat and listen to Nelson Mandela speeches and listen to rap music.  Hans will also be showing photographs of White people to the offenders while administering an electric shock in order to prevent them from being attracted to White people, and when photographs of Black people are displayed there will be no electric shock administered so this will encourage the offenders to be attracted to Black people.  Hans also stated that offenders being treated at the clinic will be forced to clean up at Michael Barrymore`s house after his parties and dispose of any criminal evidence including illegal drugs and corpses that are floating in the swimming pool, this will be carried out in order to combat "homophobic" attitudes that many E.D.L supporters display.