Friday, 5 December 2014

Nick Lowles Embarrassed and Angry And Ashamed Of Being British

The Governments decision to withdraw safety boats in the Mediterranean sea has left me feeling ashamed of being British, I am writing a letter to the home office "demanding" that the decision be reversed, in fact I have always been ashamed of being British this is why I am a left wing traitor who associates himself with fatty Collins who is known as the "fat controller" as he is in charge of the Hope Not Hate site and controls the financial department of the organisation, Collins is now demanding that there should be no limit on immigration so that he has an endless supply of cheap rent boys from third world countries, Collins frequently delivers lectures in schools on the Nazi Holocaust describing in graphic detail how Barry Manilow`s parent`s were turned into bars of soaps which can be purchased on E Bay for as little as twenty pounds, Collins is also a member of Alcoholics Anonymous in which he attends group sessions wearing a paper bag over his head claiming that his "inner demons" drove him to become an alcoholic and a peeping tom, Collins used to stand on rubbish bins and peep in on people, but the rubbish bins would frequently collapse under the weight, Collins received numerous beatings which he later admitted to enjoying.

Nick Lowles from Hope Not Hate states that "vulnerable" third world workers needed protection which Lowles offers for thirty pounds an hour by sending Matthew Collins around to the bedsits of the immigrants, Collins can be seen outside the properties wearing leather gloves and a long Black overcoat, Matty frequently goes inside the immigrants bedsits and enjoys a good piss up and a sing song in which he enjoys singing Irish rebel songs while his pants are around his ankles, Collins has a number of Irish associates who work for a local tarmac company while spending their money on pints of Guiness, these left wing anti British activists have now set up a power base of anti British activity being ran from a local builders merchants in Kilburn, this builder`s merchants has banners outside it saying "immigrants welcome" and "smash Fascism".

Wednesday, 3 December 2014

Zippy From Rainbow Exposed As A Hardcore Neo Nazi, Written By Nick Lowles On Dodgy Acid Purchased Off Timothy Leary`s Nephew.

Zippy the former television star from the 1970`s and 1980`s has been exposed as a hardcore White power Neo Nazi, this has to come as a complete shock to the entertainment industry and Zippy`s co stars from Rainbow, once again this illustrates that the far Right have their tentacles everywhere, The B.N.P have been keen to put out a story that Zippy will be standing as a candidate for them in the next general election as part of a publicity stunt aimed at frightening the general public about a mass tidal wave of immigration coming in across the English channel from France.  Zippy is expected to be wearing a pair of fourteen eyelet DR Marten boots and a Skrewdriver T-Shirt aimed at getting young White people back into White man`s music.  Matthew Collins from Hope Not Hate condemned the use of Zippy in the elections as infantile and potentially dangerous, Collins who previously starred in Tales of the unexpected and Jackanory in which a Collins climbed up a giant Beanstalk made out of used men`s underpants only to arrive at the top to be greeted by his old pal Michael Barrymore who was sat on a throne shaped as a dildo Barrymore was doing a few lines of coke.  Collins stated that people needed to hang up their boots and stop kicking ethnic minorities when they were down on him, Matty talks about getting in touch with nature by sleeping out rough and gaining insight into the "real" world by buying cheap blow up dolls dressed up as Freddie Mercury from Queen, Collins talks about having people on their "knees" and "begging" for it and that the general public needed their faces "rubbing in it" for voting the conservatives back into power, meanwhile Gerry Gable has been calling people freaks for voting for the B.N.P, Gable is still promoting violence against "Fascists" Gable`s front door is reinforced with steel bolts and an army of workers supporting the door in case a "pissed up" Fascist attempts to kick down his front door, but Gable is no stranger that having his "back door" kicked in by his wife Sonia while she is wearing a nine inch Black strap on, something which Gable enjoys on a regular basis.  Gerry quotes the battle of Cable street while he is being shafted by his wife, and then phones up Weyman Bennett to add the excitement.

Gerry is into old time Hardcore and wears a jacket with "Hardcore United" written on the back, Gable stills enjoys a bit of burglary while wearing a black mask and a stripped sweater and a black sack with "swag" written out, of Gerry also still likes to pose as a "dodgy" gas man when knocking on their front doors in an attempt to rummage through the house searching for documents that deny the holocaust and question certain elements of it that are now being viewed as seriously "dodgy" and fabricated.  Matthew Collins from Hope Not Hate has fallen out with Gable big time because of a general "clash" of personalities, and money!!!!, Gable is a typical gold digger who regularly goes out with a metal detector searching for gold teeth that he suspects could be buried next his local Marks and Spencers supermarket which is monitored by Ian Skivens from the London metropoilitan counter terrorism unit, Skivens currently has flu due to an altercation with a poofta with a croaky voice who was talking to Skivens in a bar while Skivens was "on duty"  Skivens also claimed that he had lost all his money and woke up in some bushes the next morning with his pants around his ankles, with virtually no recollection of the previous night, this proves that even members of the police force are not safe from organised criminals who are on the streets of Britain waiting to pounce on people.

Skivens (see above photo) regularly attends English Defence League demonstrators where he "works" as an" intelligence" officer" spotting people from around the country one E.D.L supporter was being followed by Skivens so much that he thought he was a gay stalker, the E.D.L supporter phoned 999 only to go straight through to Skivens`s answering machine, Skivens was unable to answer the phone due to discomfort from his nocturnal activities which had rendered him to sitting on the toilet all day, skivens receives double time  in his wages for attending E.D.L demonstrations.  The London Metropolitan police have stated that they treat everybody "equal" and will arrest any person caught committing a criminal offence, such as displaying the union jack and protesting against immigration, something which Skivens is repulsed by, many years ago being a police officer was a mark of respect in which the officer lived his local community and protected members of the public, this type of police is now totally alien to the likes of Skivens who acts more of an arm of the Government by sneaking around pubs and back snickets having an orgasm over the possibility he might see a football fan drop some littler or use some Racist language or throw a banana at a Black person, something which Skivens has vowed to "stamp" out from society, Ian stated that the days when people threw bananas at Blacks were finished.

Saturday, 4 October 2014

The Fascist And Nazi Bus Driver. Written By Nick Lowles On Crack In Peter Tatchell`s Bed Sit

Hope Not Hate can reveal that a notorious Nazi war criminal is driving buses in London and is even receiving a pension as part of a rehabilitation scheme for Nazis.  Gecht Weis is being employed by London transport to drive members of the public across London at high speed mowing into cars and other methods of transport and splattering Black People on the pavement and then reversing over them.  Weis is so obsessed with Nazism that the imperial war museum in London has had to take a restraining order out on him after he assaulted a left wing school teacher who was attempting to brain wash school children by telling them that Nelson Mandela was a decent bloke who cared about people.  Gecht is a regular at auctions where Nazi memorabilia is on sale, one item that won`t be on sale is Adolf Hitler`s underpants which were salvaged in 1945 at the orders of Winston Churchill`s pet bull dog who was in a rabid frenzy at the collapse of Germany.  Gecht is a veteran Nazi who purchases Shackleton`s high seat chairs to assist him with the aging process which he hopes to reverse with a new Nazi miracle drug derived from Bulgarian peasant`s excrement.  Gecht also stated that he was wanting to create a super race of White people by "opening up" a number of desirable White females who were playing hard to get, Gecht stated that they were in need of a good "shafting" and a dose of being forced to listen to Skrewdriver. 

Meanwhile over at the B.N.P camp Nick Griffin stated that he will be taking on a new job since being sacked by the B.N.P, Griffin stated that he will be working on a construction site in Liverpool and will be attempting to rebuild Ancient Rome in his spare time, Griffin stated that he was looking forward to throwing bananas at Black people and urinating on asylum seekers from the top of the scaffolding, Griffin stated that he was now talking in a scouse accent and was reading the sun newspaper and shouting sexist abuse at female passers by.  Griffin also stated that his jeans had started to sag while working on site, and that he was having to hold his pants up with a piece of string tied around his waist.  Griffin hit back at the political domination by the left over Liverpool who were encouraging people to wear dreadlocks and listen to rap music and hit themselves over the head with a hatchet while praising Nelson Mandela.

Wednesday, 4 June 2014

Total Complete Muppet For Hire

If we were to select a favourite left wing extremist, then it would be Matty from Hope Not Hate.  Matty met his partner in crime Nick Lowles in a muddy field in Glastonbury when they were both the worse for wear and were rolling around in the mud fighting over a tin of special brew that some hippies had left behind.  Matty then caroused his way around the world with his pet monkey working as a circus clown.

There was a time when Matty tried to get in bed with some Nazi skinheads in a bed and breakfast in Munich, and ended up being the victim of a vicious assault, which was a result of his own deviant tendencies.  Matty even stormed the local police station when his pet monkey was taken into custody after it threw excrement at an off duty police officer who was out walking his dog, but it turned out to be the wrong police station.

Then Matty took to writing letters to the local paper claiming to be related to Quentin Crisp, but the letters were never published, Matty then tried to martyr himself by throwing himself in the local canal late one night, but the canal had been drained the week before and he got stuck in the mud and had to be rescued by the local fire brigade.  Six weeks later after the botched suicide attempt, Matty re surfaced with an asylum seeker called "Johnny Foreigner" who had escaped persecution from his next door neighbour`s cousin`s uncle`s cat who had been calling him nasty names.  Matty now believes that he his some type of respectable person for hire and was recently seen entering the Hope Not Hate offices with brochures advertising holidays in Thailand and Brighton

Saturday, 8 February 2014

Michael Jackson Was A Nazi And A Fascist Written By Nick Lowles From Hope Not Hate After Spending A Night In Police Custody For Theft Of Women`s Underwear.

When Michael Jackson faked his own death in order to deceive the world, he secretly set up far right headquarters in an abandoned factory near the river Thames in London.  Jackson being a dedicated Nazi donated money to Nick Griffin and the National Front.  A long time ago Jackson had his skin bleached because he was ashamed of being Black.  Jackson also used to rob banks disguised as the elephant man from the 1980 film.  The style of robbery Jackson used was unique, Jackson would walk into a bank with a banana covered over with handkerchief, he would then tell the cashier that he knew where they lived, a number of gullible bank staff fell for the routine and handed the money over which would then be sent over to Nick Griffin.  Jackson has now gone one stage further and had a head transplant using a deceased Nazi skinhead`s head, with a swastika tattoo on his forehead.
To add authenticity to his appearance Jackson is now talking in a German accent and attending White power meetings in Europe where he has become increasingly vocal against immigration and labelled Europe`s Roma population "thieves" and "degenerates".  Michael also enjoys listening to Nazi group "Skrewdriver" and the song "When The Boat Comes In" is a favourite of his.  Jackson also attacks members of the Roma community by "steaming" in on them when they are selling copies of the big issue magazine, Jackson enjoys hearing the screams as he kicks them with his steel toe capped boots.  On Friday afternoon when local Muslims are attending the mosque, Jackson shouts abuse at them telling them to go back to Pakistan on a one way ticket.  At nationalist Meetings Jackson has criticised certain sections of the far right for selling out and buying cocaine of ethnic drug dealers to snort before going on demonstrations, Michael stated that this was unacceptable and directly funding the enemy.

Sunday, 26 January 2014

The Far right in London Written by Martin" prison dodger" Smith

The leader of the far right Hungarian group "Jobbik" is due to speak in London today and we aim to stop them by attacking them in front of the police who will protect us in case the Nazis attempt to fight back and smash us.  The group has called for Weyman Bennett to be castrated and then served up at the B.N.P annual Red White and Blue festival as "Bennett`s balls" where a number of European Fascists assemble around a dining table drinking specially preserved wine made from Mussolini`s urine that has been preserved in the town of  Frascati near Rome. 

Yobbik have been murdering thousands of people in Hungary and the Fascist media have been covering these terrible crimes up by digging a massive hole and throwing people down it.  Morris Beckman a veteran "Anti Fascist" stated that he did not want Jobbik in London and that he was glad that the 43 Group had slashed up members of the Conservative party and members of the British Union of Fascists who were committing the terrible crime of marching down the street and complaining about unemployment for White Britons.  The far right Jobbik are a major threat to public order and to prevent them from running riot we are going to attack them, we need to stop them dead in their tracks or else they will be skinning members of the Pakistani community and turning them into armchairs that they will then sell off to Sackleton`s  for old age pensioners who have health problems due to the British Government not caring about them.  Here at Unite Against Fascism we are concerned about "Women`s rights" in fact we believe that they should not have the right to anything, including the right to vote for Fascist parties like the B.N.P.  We are also delighted to announce that the English Defence League have embraced diversity by sending Hel Gower to Slough to demonstrate against alcoholism by declaring a sober demonstration.  Gower will be cuddling up to a Gorilla cuddly bear and claiming that the EDL will accept women who have engaged in casuals encounters with Pakistanis when they were desperate.  Gower stated that any individual caught throwing bananas on the demonstration will be requested to leave immediately.

Sunday, 19 January 2014

One of the Hope Not Hate team enjoying the high life

Nick Griffin and Jim Dowson the inseparable siamese mafioso twins, written by Matthew I talk out of my backside Collins

Over the last week we have seen some English Defence League members arrested, and as usual I have been excited and euphoric at the events.  I was so excited that I ran to the nearest phone box in Soho and grabbed as many escort cards as possible and phoned them up and ordered a dozen "escorts" trafficked from Eastern Europe as part of a market budget scheme.  The English Defence League in Teeside are having an open meeting and have removed the roof of the venue in order to make it more open to people such as captain Birds eye who will be using a number of his seagulls to defecate on E.D.L members heads.  Jim Dowson is an interesting character of sorts and is known locally as" MR Interesting", Dowson discovered God and then discovered Nick Griffin in his back garden robbing his allotment, the pair decided to "team up" and rob banks to fund the B.N.P who were now pushing their extremist politics to the maximum by making their members walk around public wearing Klu Klux Klan costumes.  So tight were Griffin and Dowson that they had to be separated with a pair of bolt croppers, it is also believed that Griffin and Dowson have been pushing newspapers filled with excrement through the letter boxes of Pakistani shops and takeaways.

Dowson threatened anyone who crossed him with a shotgun, and played Death And Destruction by Death Sentence (which is a favourite of Dowson`s) to his would be persecutors until their ears bled. Dowson also threatened to put people`s bollocks in a vice if they did not listen to him in the correct and appropriate manner.  Jim Dowson also enjoyed kicking people in the head and shouting at them "you are a victim of this fucking war!"  Dowson made the B.N.P a cloak and dagger organisation and Dowson could be regular seen entering the B.N.P offices wearing a black cape and rubber gloves to open hate mail that me and Nick Lowles had sent the B.N.P using various names such as "Ali Fax" and "Bradistanni.  Dowson has now left the B.N.P" sinking ship" using a lifeboat that he robbed from Michael Jackson`s aunt. Dowson has also been intimidating people by sending his pet triffids to their houses "to sort them out". 

We believe that the B.N.P is a Nazi and Fascist organisation because one of their members was photographed with his right arm in their air while urinating in a passage. Dowson`s antics are so outrageous that he has even grabbed hold of left wing journalists and strangled them to death and then disposed of their remains by throwing them in a mince meater and selling them off as mince meat to local butchers in Shankill road Belfast.  Last month we revealed that Dowson`s political party is to fight the European elections by travelling to Brussels and having a "punch up" with other MP`s during a bar brawl that will occur on a night out in down town Brussels.  We can also reveal that one B.N.P member called "Jack Russell " frequently attacks Polish people and enjoys  "having a go at them" by goading them with a pool cue in his local boozer when he is "pissed up".  What Jack Russell has done that is so terrible is that he has been "bastardizing" local people and then putting them on the Jeremy Kyle show and then laughing at them, Russell has also been writing articles for the "Daily Mail" newspaper charging three hundred pound per article to spread lies about the "Polish invasion" which believe it or not is n`t actually happening !  Russell also claims to have locked up seven thousand Polish criminals and stored them in his basement for safe keeping.  Russell plans on turning them over and smacking them and sending them back to Poland on cheap Ryan air flights after plying them with cheap vodka.

Saturday, 18 January 2014

U.A.F mission statement written by Weyman I tell lies through my back teeth Bennett

Written after being head butted by a Nazi and racist ten foot skinhead wearing 376 eyelet doctor Martin`s boots who grabbed hold of me in a cemetery while I was talking to Mark Duggan about Fascism and racism that was so long and boring that various nocturnal creatures fell asleep after telling me to shut up a dozen times.

One of the disturbing elements about Nazi and Fascist organisations is that they are Nazis and Fascists.  Organisations like "coal miners on acid" and "campaign to hit asylum seekers over the head with a cricket bat" are mainly made up of middle class people like David Cameron and Barry Manilow.  These people pay Nazi journalists money to print lies about trade unions and organisations like "disabled Pakistanis transvestites against racism" and "bus drivers against Nazi chimpanzees in Bristol zoo.  Nick Griffin the leader of the British National party has been involved in various shady right wing organisations for a long time, and the security services monitor Griffin`s activities using a periscope hidden in his toilet cistern.  Griffin is a hundred and sixty five year old Nazi Cyclops who beats old age pensioners up using a hammer and anvil that he robbed from an Anglo Saxon one and a half thousand years earlier using a tardis that he stole from the BBC during an atrocious remake of Doctor Who with Black daleks who deal crack cocaine in Bristol and cybermen who turned gay and married Black transvestites in Brazil.  Here at Unite Against Fascism we communicate with the general public using special hand gestures such as raising our middle finger at them and hitting them over the head using a lump hammer that we have just robbed from a shop by digging a tunnel and pushing Matthew Collins through the gap so he can reach out and grab a hammer.  We believe in defeating Fascism that is being organized by Baron Greenback who was in danger mouse from 1982 when teenagers and young adults used to walk around with Green Mohican punk hairstyles and wear leather jackets with studs in and doctor Marten`s boots and tight jeans and drink strong cider and sniff glue on street corners and listen to bands like Chaos U.K who sounded like they had put the guitars through a chainsaw.  Unite Against Fascism is seriously concerned about Nick Griffin`s war on hedgehogs, Griffin frequently blasts the hedgehogs while drinking Lambrusco wine when he is walking around his farm with a pump action shotgun.  Griffin is a Nazi and a Fascist who wants to kill people who disagree with his extremist views such as building the Egyptian pyramids on planet Mars and exterminating Pakistani midgets discovered hiding in Martin Smith`s basement.  If you agree with our views then you can join us by sending a fifty pound cheque to Brighton smack heads association, which is a group of heroin addicts that loiter around Brighton injecting drugs in the local toilets.

Monday, 13 January 2014

The Adventures Of Captain Commie Written By Fog Horn Leg Horn On Steroids In Association With Speedy Gonzales On Jet Fuel

 Part 1 The Rise Of The Far Right Monster Raving Fascist Nasty Nazi Party.

Britain scapegoating immigrants makes sense as people like to blame their own problems on immigrants.  A housing estate in Hull is allegedly being given away to immigrants who had just arrived via coach from Eastern Europe, and  what we are starting to see is "polarisation" which means polar bears on the Antartic are going to evict people from their houses and move in and rent out spare rooms to asylum seekers.  The idea of a "Fascist" is somebody who spends vast amounts of money on fashion and clothes and then parades down the street seig heiling ans shouting out "White power". There are particular groups who beat people up including female police officers, and Leon Trotsky who was part of a terror gang who used to smash buildings up and plant bombs, stated that when the middle classes go into crisis they rob small shop keepers and snatch purses from old ladies.  The far right Monster Raving Fascist Party are rabid supporters of Adolf Hitler who kidnap university professors and dangle them off reservoirs until they denounce Communism but now the unions are now fighting back by turning worms into dragons and rich people into paupers.  United Associated Assortment Of Circus Freaks will be protesting against the Monster Raving Fascist Party and their policies of Euro Fascism.

The far right have now decided to hide hobbits (see above photo) in their cupboards as extra security against street movements who are dedicated to defeating Fascism, but the far right attack communities using bazookas and hand grenades, they also attack working class people who have just come out of betting shop.  Fascists always need forward activity and we have to stop them capitalising on this by drinking tea made from reindeer urine.  Over the years we have learned a great deal from the Anti Nazi League and from Blair Peach who committed suicide in 1979 by banging his head repeatedly against police truncheons and officers steel toe cap boots.  We also need to work with Peter Hain and the Labour party, so we can put out a propaganda message to make Nick Griffin cry, we will do this by telling members of the public not to vote Nazi or else we will put their names and addresses on the internet and say that they are holocaust deniers.  We are against Fascism but we are not against Islamic extremism and we also blame the E.D.L  for an incident after a group of Muslims went ice skating on the local canal and fell through the ice.  In Walthamstow the E.D.L wet themselves and were chased away by a group of kids who had just come out of a local infant school, the hard men ran away after the infants physically confronted them. Sir Weyman Bennett who is Black White and Brown and Jewish and gay and straight stated that we need to isolate Fascists by kidnapping them and tying them to a pole.  We did everything to demoralise the Fascist bombers who put a bomb outside a sewerage plant by applying ruthless techniques such as pulling their teeth out with a pair of pliers.  We have also dealt with some bar tenders in London who were putting out anti Irish propaganda by serving "bloody Sunday" cocktails and potato famine stew.

Sunday, 12 January 2014

Weyman Bennett Mission Statement Part Ten Of The U.A.F`s Non Existant Political Manifesto Using A Rocket Launcher And Sending A Highly Trained Team Of Michael Jackson`s monkeys into outer space

When the U.A.F launched itself against the Fascists we faced them head on and told working class people that they were scum for voting the Nazis into power. What is of concern is having Fascist and racist groups that send shock waves through to parliament using a pneumatic drill outside number ten downing street. David Cameron is a Nazi and Angela Merkel is a Nazi and everybody is a Nazi and Bruce Forysyth`s pet Ferret is a Nazi.

We now have fertile ground in Martin Smith`s back garden that has been fertilised using Freddie Mercury`s sperm that he had frozen before he became permanently deceased. What is a major problem with a racist society is Enoch Powell`s rivers of blood speech, and Nick Griffin leader of the B.N.P has tried to emulate this success by putting his penis in a kitchen blender and then urinating into the river Thames and then photographing it and claiming that Enoch Powell`s prophecy had come true.  When Nick Griffin`s mask was ripped away on question time using a pair of crabs pincers that were purchased from the supermarket in the out of date section, what we witnessed was a Nazi and Fascist and racist organisation being exposed to horrified members of the audience who were so horrified that they have been unable to stop saying the word Nazi ever since.  The media play an important role in the growth of fascism.  Michael Jackson who is charge of the media promotes the E.D.L as a normal organisation.  Every time we meet the police in the toilets they claim that the E.D.L is a human rights organisation.

Fascists build on people`s fears using concrete and traditional building techniques that originate from when the Romans conquered Britain and a dodgy cement mixer that Nick Griffin bought off E bay.  Golden Dawn is a Nazi and Fascist criminal organisation that want to use brutal force and destroy society and destroy unions.  Hitler gassed the boy scouts because he was a nutter and a fruit cake who wanted to exhume Dick Turpin`s remains.  Fascism is a product of Sainsburys supermarket that people can buy for just five pound on discount offer, and we aim to expose Fascists by pulling down their pants and humiliating them in public.  One of the reasons why the Nazis increase their vote in elections is because they beat women up during" hanky panky" that as gone wrong.  Anti Fascists have directly confronted the Fascists by hiding behind the police lines and shouting "Nazi" and " Fascist" at people who simply could not even give a damn about what we are saying.  We hope to take our organisation into the future using a time machine that Martin Smith has built in his garden shed using a hammer and chisel and pieces of scrap metal taken off a junk yard.

Friday, 10 January 2014

Loony Tunes Proudly Presents The Adventures Of Varmint Nick And Matthew Lord Fauntleroy I Have Never Done A Days Work In My Entire Life Collins.

Years ago Matthew Collins was Gerry Gable`s golden boy and Matty and Nick Lowles were prepared to go to prison together after being exposed as a pair of liars and frauds. Matty is notoriously unhygienic and the Pakistani landlord of Matty`s bedsit also rents the same room out to 3000 cockroaches that live alongside Matty in peace and tranquility and harmony, and as a gesture of friendship Matty leaves them some of his pizza when he has finished with it.  Matty and his companions frequently party together while listening to the sex pistols, the cockroaches jump up and down doing the pogo to bodies by the sex pistols while Matty shakes and strangles Nick Lowles until he turns Blue.

Hope Not Hate is more than just a couple mates arguing over who`s going to buy the next bottle of White cider, it is an actual organisation although it is prone to bust ups due to Matty`s personal problems such as alcoholism and obesity which Matty can longer hide.  Matty frequently insults people from behind his keyboard and ridicules 40 nationalists turning up somewhere to protest against Islamic extremists when Hope Not Hate can only assemble four "activists"per session that have to be warned six weeks in advance and then spend most of their time hiding around the corner just in case a group of "Nazis" appear and accuse Lowles of talking gibber and nonsense and telling lies that are so far fetched they would probably make pinnochio look like a total amateur.  Matty is now suffering from depression due to David Cameron`s proposed porn block, because Matty spends most of his time trawling the internet in search of a cheap thrill. Of course Matty is already pulling his pants down this week at the thought of of hundreds of rampaging Blacks rioting over the verdict of lawful killing of plastic gangster Mark Duggan.  Lowles and Matty will be super glued to their screens this weekend waiting for news of a violent confrontation with the police over the Duggan death.  Any reports of any disorder will send Matty and Nick jumping for joy that Saint Duggan has finally been avenged.

When he is not trawling the internet Matty likes to breakdown culture barriers by paying Black male escorts to spend time with him in his bedsit where Matty talks rubbish till their ears drop off and crawl away to hide in the cupboard to avoid Matty`s dribble about fascists and Nazis.  Lowles is a total complete waste of space and a coward and spends his days shoveling excrement out of Matty`s closet toilet due to the system being unable cope with Matty`s excessive bowel eruptions that make an erupting volcano appear silent.

Matty and Nick conjure up stories about the B.N.P being involved in murder plots and assassinations plots which almost portrays an impression that the B.N.P have spies and assassins on every street corner in the country.  Lowles likes to make the "far right" appear menacing by telling horror stories about seig heiling tele tubbies at children`s parties and Nazis on steroids beating up Pakistanis and setting fire to their shops, in which the owner conveniently receives a massive lump sum of insurance by a bent Pakistani solicitor.  Matty is frequently seen on pub crawls on his hands and knees attempting to order a pint a beer from foreign bar tenders who short change people at every opportunity, which Matty defends to the hilt.

Thursday, 9 January 2014

Left Wing Degenerates Turn Their Attention To The Human Rights Movement

Matthew Collins (see main photo) and other left wing degenerates have now decided to turn their attention to the human rights movement.  Matty has been "in touch" with Peter Tatchell who claims to be a "humanitarian" who obtains cheap flights to Africa as part of his campaign against "homophobia"  Tatchell is "famous" from when he visited Russia and received a "fisting" but this time it was not the fisting that Tatchell was accustomed to, and the fisting was in Tatchell`s face.  Tatchell and his associates returned to Britain where they complained to the national media and various other people stupid enough to listen to them about being beaten up by thugs and ejected from Russia.  Peter Tatchell is a member of P.I.E which stands for "paedophile information exchange" which wants the age of consent lowering to thirteen (and that`s just for a start)  Tatchell is also against the British National Party (no surprises there) and the English Defence League.  In 2011 Tatchell joined a Unite Against Fascism protest in an attempt at using Muslims in his lowering the age of consent to thirteen, but the Muslims turned on Tatchell claiming that he was not campaigning to have the age lowered enough.  Tatchell also bought drugs off a Pakistani drug dealer using counterfeit notes with Freddie Mercury`s head replacing the queen, but the Pakistanis did not realise until days later when they were counting the notes at a halal butchers in brick lane, the butcher had a seizure when he viewed the notes.

 Matthew Collins was of course loitering in the background as per usual taking photographs of people which he sells on fetish sites along with Jeffery Dahmer memorabilia.  Matty has now joined the human rights claiming to be concerned about global issues such as holocaust denial and the rise of the far right, who are after Matty for selling out and taking money from special branch and "bent coppers"  who were using Matty as a "piggy ride" into the far right.  Matty is now using all the people he can get with the sole intention of obtaining money from them, which includes "leaning" on them and any other tactic possible which includes blackmail, extortion, kidnapping, and putting a viper snake in the intended victim`s underpants in a wardrobe when on an all expenses paid vacation to Northern Cyprus where Matty boasts of his Luton Irish connections, the same as Tommy Robinson`s Luton migs football firm which is a combination of Blacks and Irish who have been barred from all the local pubs after fighting with each other over who settled in Luton first.

Monday, 6 January 2014

The Guardian Noose Paper Performing Hatchet Jobs On Patriots.

The Plot Thickens Commie Journalists Making Menacing Phone Calls To Nationalists Threatening To "Expose" Them.

We have received a disturbing report from various Nationalist forums that a person from The Guardian newspaper has been phoning patriots up and accusing them of intimidating "anti fascists" (commies, and without any actual evidence!) and that The Guardian newspaper will be printing an article on far right extremists who threaten commies.  The phone caller stated that the far right are going to be exposed to sub zero temperatures by being placed in a massive freezer that fell off the back of lorry and then forced to listen to music by the Bee Gees until they have a nervous breakdown and start screaming for mercy. Journalists are always obsessed with the demon of the far right who Nick Griffin summons up with a magic wand  by saying the words "hocus pocus" during a ritual in a secret chamber that he has under his toilet.  In general journalists act on "gut" reactions and are prone to bouts of nausea and vomiting after eating  dodgy curries spiked with venereal disease and drinking bottles of wine containing cholera and typhoid, paid for with their grotesque salaries for writing total complete nonsense from an office in London, while sneaking off to brothels during their dinner break.

Although the journalist claimed to be from The Guardian newspaper it is suspected that the phone call could have been made by arch villain Matthew Collins with a handkerchief placed over his mouth from a dodgy phone booth in Soho where Matty socialises with circus freaks and midgets wearing P.V.C bought off E bay.  Matty likes to "blow" his "own" trumpet a lot and he likes singing at karaokes but usually sounds like an out of tune African grey parrot who is attempting to perform a Bee Gees number.   This is not the first time that patriots have been harassed by Britain`s politically correct media and the menace of the far right remains the number one priority of the media.  No doubt these journalists will not be printing articles on the daily threats made by Muslims against people who oppose them, or the threats of violence made by the far left who are obsessed with silencing free speech by shoving a cloth with chloroform down people`s throats and by making violent threats to Nationalists, or when dozens of Anarchists attacked lone patriots in Brighton when March For England held a peaceful parade in honour of St George who the commies claim was a Turk, even though Turkey did not even exist at that time..  Yet these groups are allowed to threaten and intimidate people without being arrested by the police, and yet as soon as someone makes a racist comment or throws a banana at a Black football player the police are trawling through CCTV and putting out public appeals to catch the culprits and the media swoops in like a pack of vultures on a carcass in the desert.  These are the same journalists that try to convince people that the earth is flat and that Nelson Mandela a convicted terrorist was a decent person and that Islam is a religion of peace. No doubt a vast percentage of these journalists will be getting high off the mere thought of exhuming Karl Marx and bringing him back to life.

Sunday, 5 January 2014

Matthew Collins part six hundred and thirty seven when he was digging a tunnel for the Aboriginal community of Australia in search for a non existent aboriginal who invented sciences and art

While Matty was in Australia playing the victim role who escaped the clutches of the far right, he decided to move in with the aboriginal community, and to cut a very long drawn out story short that would probably bore the pants off people, they ran out of Fosters lager and Matty refused to buy another crate as he had already purchased 50 crates that the Aboriginals had already drank.  Refusing to buy the next crate of beer in native Australian culture is extremely offensive in fact it is so offensive that a native Australian will commit first degree homicide with a hatchet while screaming for more beer, and then get a White left wing solicitor to get them acquitted on the basis of provocation that he is from a poor deprived area that was robbed from him by evil White colonialists that just happen to stumble across Australia during a day trip with a group of convicts from Limerick who were caught "borrowing" a loaf of bread.  The ship ran into serious problems when it ran out of alcohol and had to stay in Australia.  The locals were so over joyed at seeing other people from around the globe that they put on a banquet for the visitors using fried kangaroos and fellow tribesmen that they had just had an argument with five minutes earlier.

Meanwhile Matty then decided that he had to scarper very quickly or else he would be being spit roasted for the next six months in the Australian desert that makes up part of an Aboriginal`s main diet.  On a more positive note Matty lost some weight due to the extreme heat in the Australian desert.  This was a massive cultural shock for Matty who is used to loitering in the filthy back streets of Soho searching for magazines imported from Thailand.

Saturday, 4 January 2014

Let`s get wasted

Nick Lowles personal statement in regards to Nick Griffin`s bankruptcy notification

Over the last few years we have been working to stretch the B.N.P  out to their limits by using a traditional torture device called "the rack" that Matthew Collins has in his basement.  We have also been putting financial pressure on the B.N.P by phoning them up and claiming to be a Turkish drug dealer that Nick Griffin owes money to.  We have also been putting pressure on the B.N.P physically by getting Matty to sit on them and turn up at the B.N.P headquarters in a Black leather jacket with leather gloves on with a number of  Black Brixton thugs that he has hired for ten quid around the corner five minutes previously.

Here at Hope Not Hate we do not take any pleasure in people`s pain apart from putting cushions filled with nails for people to sit on, and spiking their food with rotting meat salvaged from the refuse collection of a Chinese takeaway.  Our work is making a massive difference to the B.N.P honestly it is!, and what we need are donations (you knew that was coming) so Matty can stock up on special brew lager and so I can go on holiday to the Bahamas again.  Every penny of your donation counts and we will even send you a post card from the Bahamas while we our spending your money.  We can now offer a Hope Not Hate personalised insignia service using traditional environmentally friendly techniques which consists of Matty tattooing your forehead with a compass and a jar of ink and carving the words "Fascists fuck off" and "I `ve got A.I.D.S".  Matty is currently ill after a tin of special brew exploded in his face.  Matty will be returning to "work" after he has filed for a ten thousand pound legal claim damages against Carlsberg.  As an organisation we (Hope Not Hate) can longer associate ourselves with Unite Against Fascism after Matty fell out of the window with Weyman Bennett after having a few too many festive drinks on new years eve. which resulted in an earthquake registering at 7.9 on the Richter scale, So we have now been issued a bill by the local council for damages, and Bennett is refusing to contribute.  Thanks to all the people who have sent donations to us and we look forward to receiving more money from you, or else you will receive a visit from Matty  at your front door with a bomb gift wrapped as a present with the message "telegram from Mongo" which will then explode two minutes later.

Doctor Who new multi ethnic version.

Thursday, 2 January 2014

The Black Panthers party for self defence. The doctor Coonanger connection

During the 1960`s a dangerous militant organisation emerged in America called the Black panthers.  The movement directly challenged the American Government.  The Panthers claimed that Black people were being murdered by White people, but in reality they were killing each other over gang rivalry and drug deals that had gone badly wrong.  Coonanger devised a plot in which the panthers could be used against the C.I.A who were a direct threat to Coonanger`s drugs trade.  Coonanger arranged a "brothers" meeting in Harlem in order to recruit thugs for militant action.  At the same time Coonanger was using a different tactic by recruiting White liberals by posing as a human rights activist.  A number of White liberals fell for Coonanger`s lies and started to wear frizzy Afro wigs (see photo below)  in order to express solidarity with the "repressed" Afro American community.  Coonanger was in absolute hysterics when White people were turning up at demonstrations to support the Black panthers.

Coonanger talked about Black genocide and that Black people had to protect themselves.  One day disaster struck when a top organiser for the Black panthers received a prison sentence for an armed robbery on an ice cream van.  Eventually the Black panthers movement collapsed due to Coonanger pumping too much drugs into the Afro American community.  This action was later blamed on the C.I.A but it was in fact Coonanger who was responsible.  While all this was happening Coonager was sat in his office with a canister of laughing gas that he had become addicted to.  As a result of Coonanger`s activities numerous incidents of racial violence erupted after Coonanger had been posting excrement through Black people`s letter boxes and writing KKK on their doors.

Wednesday, 1 January 2014

Exposure on the sinister people who fund Unite Against Fascism

Here at the Antifaschista we are concerned about ground breaking political issues such as unemployment and the global financial crisis that is being manufactured by the very same people who staged the 9/11 terror attacks and collected eighty million pounds in insurance from the incident.  What we are about to lift the lid off is so sickening that we can no longer keep it a secret.  Unite Against Fascism which claims to be an organisation against racism is actually a fake organisation that is a front for an international organisation set up by doctor Coonanger (see main photo) who starred in live and let die in 1973 as part of the James Bond series.

Weyman Bennett (see above photo) the leader of the U.A.F has been staging false flag racial attacks in London at the orders of coonanger in order to inflict global guilt on the White population.  Now a national revolt has started against Bennett and coonanger for poisoning the minds of young White people.  The movement will be putting out a direct message to Bennett and coonanger that British people are not prepared to tolerate their Communist propaganda any more.  Conanger has also been paying the police vast sums of money to beat White people up at demonstrations.  If Bennett thinks that he can use Coonanger`s thugs to beat White people into submission then he has another thing coming.  Coonanger has also infiltrated the royal mail and has been paying postal workers money to throw B.N.P leaflets in the canal during election time.  A group of B.N.P members went to the local post office depot to complain about the leaflets and were greeted by the manager who was overweight and balding and had the remainder of his hair bleached, he also wore distinctive pink earrings.  The manager said that he would launch an immediate investigation into the complaint but nothing ever surfaced. no doubt he was one of coonanger`s agents who was being paid to sabotage Britain.